The Athiest Professor

An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there was not a God. He said, "God if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am God, I'm still waiting" He got down to the last couple of minutes and a BIG 240-pound football player happened to walk by the door and heard what the professor said.

The football player walked in the classroom and in the last minute, he walked up, hit the professor full force, and sent him flying off the platform.

The professor got up, obviously shaken and said, "Where did you come from, and why did you do that?"

The football player replied, "God was busy; He sent me!"

Black Name Tag

Black name tag upon our chest
We are men, the Church’s best.
Some may boast and some may brag
But only a few wear the black name tag.
Twenty-four months without a date
But we are tough, we can wait.
Our girls sit home they’ll never brag
Their brave young men wear the black name tag.
On returning home, we resume life
Start a search to find a wife.
But finds are few and efforts sag Such a life for the black name tag.
You find a fox; she has a man.
You find a chick; she has a plan.
You find the one; but what a drag
cause now she’s wearing
The Black Name Tag!