False Advertising (your appearance matters)

Don’t judge me you plead, By my clean shaven head.
Don’t judge by my oversize pants.
Don’t judge by the rhinestone That’s set in my nose,
Or my somewhat belligerent stance.
Don’t judge by the slogan proclaimed on my shirt.
Don’t judge by the comrades I choose.
Don’t judge by the music my boom box emits
Don’t judge by the language I use.
How then shall I judge you, My foolish young friend?
It’s time you start realizing
That if outward things Don’t proclaim who you are,
Then you’re guilty of false advertising.
---Lafond Hall